persamaan

apekah persamaan antara dua org, benda, menatang makhluk ni??

ʞıʎunq ɐɯɐs ɐʞǝɹǝɯ ʞɐןǝb :ɹǝʍsuɐ

sowey liz~ hehehe

laughter is da best medicine

Laughter IS the Best Medicine

Did you know that a good belly laugh can give you the same benefits as an aerobic workout??? It's true, I swear. I got that from a reputable source, although exactly who or where that was escapes me just now.

Additionaly, laughter boosts the immune system, and lessens pain. Laughing also reduces stress, lowers blood pressure and has a beneficial effect on our overall well being. Plus, it's free!

Here are some jokes that I would like to share:

NEW BRIDE

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She did, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right!!" said the husband, "and don't you
forget it! I'm the one who wears the pants in this family!"

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them as far as his kneecap. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right! And that's the way it's gonna be until your stinking attitude changes!"

Moral of da joke: jgn ar sombong sgt~

Three Wishes

One day, a man was walking along the beach and came across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a Genie actually appeared.

"For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie.

The man was ecstatic. "But there's a catch," the Genie continued.

"What catch?" asked the man, eyeing the Genie suspiciously.

The Genie replied, "For each of your wishes, every lawyer in the world will receive DOUBLE what you asked for."

"Hey, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated man.

"What is your first wish?" asked the Genie.

"Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari!"

POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man. "Now, every lawyer in the world has been given TWO Ferraris," said the Genie.

"What is your next wish?"

"I could really use a million dollars..." replied the man, and POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.

"Now, every lawyer in the world is TWO million dollars richer," the Genie reminded the man.

"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got MY million," replied the man.

"And what is your final wish?" asked the Genie.

The man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney...."

Comment: haha..sian lawyer2 berkenaan..

Well……… that’s enough for today I think….

Tata~

source from here